Sunday, July 18, 2010

bola bola bola

okay,
i know that you've been wondering why do i put the malaysian football squad celebrating after winning in my post. Well, the first thought of you guys are apparently;

  • i will write bad things about them or even bad jokes about malaysian football squad and the World Cup
or for the slightly optimistic;

  • i will write about them: of where are we right now, the future of our squad and what we should have been doing in the past years or the future or even where are we now to be compared with other football national team and what we are lacking of.
Well, surely there will be no harsh words though. Or even for the really good angel-like guy who throw their utmost praises to the national football squad;

  • i will congratulate the football squad through their recent success and how we are in the right track now towards the future glory. or perhaps glory in the future, way far.
Yeah, yeah we can be 'proud' of our football history where our national squad was lead by what we called super-power talent with the likes of Mokhtar Dahari, Armugam, Santokh Sigh and many more. But remember, what's in the past stay as a history. The problem that we are facing right now is we are too relaxed and not continuing the legacy of our football pride.

We are always and will always be the laughing stock if someone talk about malaysia and our football(malaisie et notre football).

Jokes regarding the world cup and Malaysia will always be there if we stay on our current state. I read the Saturday 17th July 2010 NST on the opinions section where the guy said almost everything about the World Cup 2010. There is a statement about the Malaysian football team and he wrote one of the joke where it is about our national football team which i found it quite funny. Here it is guys,


The Koreans seek the God's prediction. They asked "when we will be the champion?" and the god answered in 100 years time. The Koreans cried. The Japs asked for prediction too and the God answered in 50 years time. The Japanese cried. Then when the Malaysian asked for God's prediction, the God cried.



Yes people. It's funny right. It's so funny even i read it again and again. I showed it to my friends and the responses still the same with me. Proving that firstly, i am a normal guy and secondly how bad our current national football team .

Then, something coincidentally happened. i have Bahasa Melayu Paper 2 pre-trial test last Tuesday and the B section asked us to write about "Usaha-usaha meningkatkan mutu bola sepak negara seiring negara-negara maju". Wow.. what a coincidence though.

Well when i was brainstorming, i did get few ideas and it is considered as brilliant for me though. If only everyone could see what i am seeing right now about the national football team with a few if not much initiative. If la kan..

We could actualy retain our glory. The glory of Mokhtar Dahari era is not just a legend but a continuity. So we can be proud always with our football...

Sunday, June 20, 2010

#3

"Okay class kita pergi smart lab"

Gedegang!bunyi barang2 jatuh akibat kekecohan pelajar2 kolej melayu kuala kangsar.

Di smart lab-kurang daripada 5 minit
"weh aku dulu weh"
"sabar2"
"ilek2 doh"
"mana cikgu ni?"

Beberapa pelajar berjalan lenggang lenggok. Dah la lambat ish3
"WOi!CEPAT AH!"

tersenyum kambing

Cikgu tiba-
Kunci diunlocked
"woi line ah!"
"sabar2.semua org dpt"
"weh aku 'cop' comp blakang kanan"

Lokasi:class
"okay class, kita pergi science lab"

suara keluhan..

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Norma Hidup #2










Lelaki inilah yang ditangkap oleh pihak berkuasa Pakistan di kawasan pergunungan negara tersebut ketika sedang dalam misi untuk memburu Osama bin Ladin. Namanya ialah Gary Brooks Faulkner, seorang pekerja binaan, berasal dari Amerika Syarikat. Ketika ditangkap, pihak berkuasa menemukan pedang, pistol, dan gajet untuk melihat pada waktu malam bersama-sama dengannya.

Menurut anggota keselamatan Pakistan di daerah Chitral, Muntaz Ahmad Khan, “Kami hanya tergelak apabila dia memberitahu niatnya yang mahu membunuh Osama bin Ladin.” Namun, apabila pemeriksaan lanjut dilakukan dan mereka menemukan pelbagai senjata, mereka mula mempercayai kata-kata Faulkner.

Ketika disoal siasat, Faulkner menyatakan bahawa dia cukup marah selepas serangan September 11. Katanya ”Saya yakin Osama bertanggungjawab terhadap pertumpahan darah di seluruh dunia dan saya mahu membunuhnya”.

Apabila ditanya tentang harapan untuk menjejaki Osama, Faulkner menjawab “Tuhan bersama-sama dengan saya, saya yakin dapat membunuhnya.” Namun, menurut laporan media, Gary Faulkner yang kuat dengan pegangan agamanya merupakan bekas banduan yang terlibat dalam jenayah dan sering keluar masuk penjara antara tahun 1981-1993.

Untuk menjayakan misinya, Faulkner dilaporkan telah menjual segala alat pertukangannya dan menurut abangnya, Faulkner dikatakan bersedia untuk mati di Pakistan.

Menurut laporan media, Faulkner yang berusia 50 tahun telah berkunjung ke Pakistan sebanyak 6 kali dan belajar serba sedikit bahasa penduduk tempatan. Dia juga sengaja membiarkan misai dan jambangnya panjang.



faiz said - Bangang! muahahaha
p/s : up to korg nak baca sampai abes ke tak :D

Sunday, June 13, 2010

One year older




Happy Birthday To You~
Happy birthday to you~
happy birthday to Faiz~
Happy Birthday to~ You~~~
Clap*

hahaha


thanks guys especially my parents for being the first one to wish me, waking me up early in the morning after having a short while of sleep becuase of the psp that kept hold of me till the dead of night (DAmn u PSP! XD )

I didn't celebrate my birthday this year. Don't know why yet feeling nothing special about it. (sorry atiqah, i think i disagree with you about 15 is only once)
hahaha

Haha So no presents la (DUH!of course!) By the way, thanks to aida the special wish :)

Thanks to all of you who wished me via fb haha (thanks Mark Zuckerberg!)

p/s : i really felt appreciated :)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Hari

Last night, i was so angry thinking about the fools that offended me
i wanna give one of them a piece of my mind
yet my mood to 'kill' him extinguish after i red this dude's blog
super blog
so funny about his post
with the pictures and the stories
he's so imaginative
so me and my friends laugh our chest out
i really love blogging now
it makes me HAPPY haha

Monday, May 10, 2010

Train

this band is named train. Don't know why, don't ask me and search for yourselves :P
Well i've been emm "obsessed" with their song especially Hey, Soul Sister. well, it's a great song. Why else? The song is so good and it is hard to be sung (i don't sing it always because it will be of what people call "sumbang"). true, i tried and i failed haha the worse song i have ever tried to sing (the song's great but i made it worse as soon as i opened my mouth). So to those who's not qualified to sing high notes, DON"T sing this song as it will be so nasty for the people's ears. Well, we can say when the song is hard to be sung perfectly (very hard), it means that the band is a great band as they perfectly carry out that song at studio or even at live show. Really love and envy the frontman's voice. Watch out for me world. The legend in-making is making hot shot here.

p/s: Try to watch the acoustic version of Hey, Soul Sister by Train

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